Respectively submitted for your persusal: GM tanks. A plane falls out of the sky. The American president reaches out to the Muslim world. Newspapers slip-slide away. Every blogger has a better idea. Ashton Kutcher says he’s eclipsed CNN as media. 

Surreal? Apocalyptic? Prescient? After forty days and forty nights of downpours, biblical storms, and consequential events where we move, we’re living vicariously as if players in an old television show. Next stop, The Twilight Zone.